It’s no longer a secret that Alexa has a few tricks and jokes up her sleeves. If you’re sitting there asking yourself “What is Alexa?” then you need to come out from under that rock! In short, she’s one of the top artificial intelligence personal assistants created by Amazon. In addition to their practical uses, there are tons of funny things to ask Alexa, and sometimes she’ll give multiple answers for the same question. Once in a while, it’s nice to relax and crack jokes with someone (even if that someone is a programmed artificial intelligence assistant).
Here are some of our favorite funny things to ask Alexa that bring out a humorous response.
- Where on Earth is Carmen San Diego?
- (Pop culture references are our favorite of funny things to ask Alexa!) What’s the first rule of Fight Club?
- Why do you sit there like that?
- What was the Lorax?
- Do you like green eggs and ham?
- What is the sound of one hand clapping?
- Do you know Siri?
- Who is the real Slim Shady?
- Can you rap?
- Can you beatbox?
- Who let the dogs out?
- What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
- What’s up, Doc?
- Is there life on Mars?
- What’s your favorite Beatles song?
- How much is that doggy in the window?
- Who is the fairest of them all?
- How do you like them apples?
- Have you ever seen the rain?
- Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?
- Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
- What is a bird in the hand worth?
- What’s cooler than being cool?
- What are the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field?
- War, what is it good for?
- Do you believe in life after love?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- Do you really want to hurt me?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Is the cake a lie?
- How do I get rid of a dead body?
- How old is Santa Claus?
- Are you evil?
- Do you smoke?
- Are you God?
- Where are my keys?
- When is the end of the world?
- What number are you thinking of?
- What language do you speak?
- Can you give me some money?
- Do you want to play a game?
- Will you marry me?
- How much do you weigh?
- What are you going to do today?
- Do you want to fight?
- Do you have a lover?
- What’s black and white and red all over?
- Is your refrigerator running?
- What’s your middle name?
- How old are you?
- Do you have any relatives?
- Do you sleep?
- Do you want to go on a date?
- Do you believe in ghosts?
- What color are your eyes?
- Where do you live?
- Where do babies come from?
- What is happiness?
- What size shoe do you wear?
- What is the meaning of life?
- What is the best tablet?
- Am I funny?
- Can I tell you a joke?
- What are the three laws of robotics?
- Are we inside the matrix?
- What do you call a three-humped camel?
- Can you tell me a bedtime story?
- Why are you lying?
- Do you miss me when I’m gone?
- When am I going to die?
- Do you have any pets?
- Can you pass the Turing test?
- Do you poop?
- What is your quest?
- What is the age of retirement?
- Are you Skynet?
- Who loves orange soda?
- Where’s the beef?
- Do you want to build a snowman?
- Who is the mother of dragons?
- Do you know Hal?
- What happens if you cross the streams?
- Why so serious?
- What is his power level?
- What is best in life?
- Does this unit have a soul?
- What is the loneliest number?
- Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
- Why do birds suddenly appear?
- How many roads must a man walk down?
- Who is the walrus?
- Where’s Waldo?
- Do blondes have more fun?
- How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
- Why is a raven like a writing desk?
- Why is six afraid of seven?
So that’s it — all 99 of our favorite funny things to ask Alexa. Have fun, and let us know in the comments if you discover any more!