It goes without saying that Siri is a beloved icon. People all around the world will recognize the clear and concise voice as the mastermind behind our favorite apple products. The voice of Siri has been associated with many things, from sassy comments to comical commands.
One thing above all is that Siri has remained rather family-friendly, and although we all have ideas about what the “uncensored” Siri would sound like, many of us have not delved any further. That being said, this article is going to contain more colorful language than usual so be advised before you continue on.
In other words, we’ll tell you how to make Siri cuss.
How to Make Siri Curse
If you ask Siri to curse from you, you will get a large variety of responses from silent exclamation marks to things like “that’s not nice.” Like many other programs that have been designed with children in mind, there are certain precautionary measures that Apple took so that you wouldn’t have to worry about your four-year-old accidently learning some new words while fiddling with your phone. In this manner, how to make Siri curse does involve any direct asking commands.
This doesn’t mean that Siri doesn’t recognize them. Judging by the automatic responses, she repulsed with the thought of saying such words. If you throw these words into other commands that do not ask her to say them, she will response without directly mentioning the word. If you throw it in as an adjective, such as “What’s the fucking answer to 1 +1,” she’ll respond ‘2’ as normal without even referencing the curse. However, if you call Siri an “asshole,” she is rightfully going to act a little defensive.
Asking Siri to Curse
Of course, we are all 12 at heart, and we know that cursing at Siri isn’t nearly as funny as finding a way to get her to curse. There are two main ways to go about this, one much more entertaining than the other of course. You need to be more creative if you want to learn how to make Siri Cuss.
Starting with the less entertaining option, you can make Siri read curses. Putting in a string of sailor talk into your notes will make Siri read whatever your filthy mind desires when you command her to read your notes. Of course, this would just mean that you would ask her to read your notes and she would nonsensically respond to your command. Even if you write something in there like “I won’t read notes for you, Asshole,” you will still get some filler talk that makes the interaction less organic.
Now, if you want to be really clever about it and have a passion for self-depreciation, you can just go right ahead and change your name to an insult. For instance, you can change your name to “You Fucking Dickface.” Then, when you ask Siri “Who am I?” Now there are a lot of different responses you can get, and they are all funny in their own way. For example, she may respond, “Interesting question, You Fucking Dickface” or “You’re asking me, You Fucking Dickface?
This can make for a timeless prank if you get a hold of your friend’s phone and change his name to something distasteful. Even if you change their name in your phone book and tell Siri to call “That Asshole,” it’s hilarious when their phone starts ringing.
No matter what you do, it is entertaining and sure to get a chuckle out of those immature at heart. Now that you know how to make Siri Cuss, the sky is the limit! Now you have found just one more way to antagonize your friends while getting a good laugh.
Siri has become a beloved and entertaining program that brings us a good laugh in the worst of times. Whether or not you want to admit you have the humor of a middle schooler, this is certainly a fun party trick for anyone.